Blue eyes originated 6,000 to 10,000 years ago as a result of a genetic mutation prior to which all humans had brown eyes.

“@FunnyJokeBook: How is cooking feminine? I mean its fucking knives, fire and dead shit.” Gabriela Fraser

“Funny Tweets™: That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after you trip over it.” Gabriela Fraser

Come sit on my big long brown deck! U will love my deck! Everyone loves my deck Andrew Chouler

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A strong sense of humor is associated with intelligence and honesty, that's why most women are attracted to men with a sense of humor.

My room is not a mess. It's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.

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If your boyfriend remembers your eye colour after the first date, then you probably have small tits.

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