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CouchJelq

@couchjelq

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CouchJelq
@couchjelq

6 months ago

I’m squid, and I invented these games

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CouchJelq
@couchjelq

17 days ago

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diour yean
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15 days ago

me: “the lolicons and uma musume fans are fighting with the deltarune fans on wplace” pastor: some of those words are in the Bible 1500s peasant: i feel completely fine Elon Musk: 🎯

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Lost Meme Archive
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14 days ago

The Interrogation of Stephen McDaniel (2015)

The Interrogation of Stephen McDaniel (2015)
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CouchJelq
@couchjelq

14 days ago

if you hit it at a certain angle you can honest to god spin on it for a few seconds

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CouchJelq
@couchjelq

14 days ago

pawesome sauce

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CouchJelq
@couchjelq

14 days ago

ts pussy

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gabby 🏳️‍⚧️
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14 days ago

Now that I’m older & I realized that they most likely paid for this out of pocket, this made me appreciate teachers more as they are criminally underpaid

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CouchJelq
@couchjelq

14 days ago

how it feels using uber eats

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wern
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14 days ago

it come with eggroll

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CouchJelq
@couchjelq

14 days ago

did all the dishes so I wouldn’t feel guilty putting my dirty plate and cup in the sink 🧐

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14 days ago

he put the foil in the microwave and it became smooth :0

he put the foil in the microwave and it became smooth :0
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14 days ago

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CouchJelq
@couchjelq

14 days ago

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CouchJelq
@couchjelq

14 days ago

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uhhhhh um uhhhhh huh
@keir_du

14 days ago

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dude…
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14 days ago

Bro your cock is so Kawaii ^//// ^

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14 days ago

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13 days ago

enroll in porn class

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Anime Humor
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12 years ago

Who needs #swag when you have #moe!