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calendar_today23-02-2013 05:36:19

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So the annual #GenderPayGap Open, aka Australian Open, starts today. Hey Anthony Albanese & Katy Gallagher how's your equal work for equal pay working here? #bestof3vsbestof5 #AusOpen #AusOpen2026

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Hey Anthony Albanese can you pls investigate the Australia Day Council under your new hate speech laws as the lack of Aussie flags in their logo seems to indicate a hatred of Australia 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

Hey <a href="/AlboMP/">Anthony Albanese</a> can you pls investigate the Australia Day Council under your new hate speech laws as the lack of Aussie flags in their logo seems to indicate a hatred of Australia
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Just saw the #BBL15 #BBLFinal was on. Thought this would be on tomorrow, especially as no AO final clash this year? Why no #AustraliaDay final Cricket Australia? Would've given travelling side extra day to prepare. And what a way it couldve been to celebrate a national holiday. 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

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The annual AFL club anti #AustraliaDay 🇦🇺 statements have started to appear. Funny how they annually try & tell us one very small group of supporters & players is far greater than all their other supporters & players.

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Just listening to the bullshit bias commentary on Channel9 banging on about de Minaur chances against Alcaraz tonight at #AusOpen. Predicting Alcaraz in 3, 6-2, 6-2, 6-1.

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Just saw Zerev/Alcaraz hit 5hrs on court while BOTH womens singles took less than 3hrs combined. Yet they get paid same. Hey Albo draws lewds 🔞🏳️‍🌈, youre there now, what about enforcing your same job/same pay rules & get Katy Gallagher to look at #genderpaygap here. #AusOpen #AustralianOpen2026

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Based on the semi final loser prizemoney the woman got paid $375k more per set played. Even at max distance, women were getting $167k extra per set. Women need to play best of 5 or get 40% pay reduction under Anthony Albanese's same job same pay laws. #AO26 #AusOpen2026

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Looks like I've been blocked by Mike Carlton & who knows why. Seems like I'm too good for Mike to debate his ideas with, but I'm a little annoyed I missed out on the dm abuse so many get. What's wrong with me, Mike?????

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Is the pitch an absolute road, or is Australia bowling absolute shite? #paywall #T20WorldCup #AUSvZIM #T20WorldCup2026 #ICCT20WORLDCUP #ICCMensT20WorldCup2026

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Is this going to end as one of these silly stats where Australia has never beaten Zimbabwe at a #T20WorldCup? #paywall #T20WorldCup #AUSvZIM #T20WorldCup2026 #ICCT20WORLDCUP #ICCMensT20WorldCup2026

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Didn't watch the game, but surely with all this carry on about Nick Daicos, Lachie Ash & the #EJWhittenMedal, #AFLOrigin has to be scrapped next year.

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Just been reading comments/outrage about Nick Daicos not getting #EJWittenMedal and note this was voted on by the coaches. Maybe they see more than the stats suggest? #AFLOrigin #stateoforigin #AFL #AFLStateOfOrigin

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Have any Australian Labor politicians posted about Ash Wednesday today & the start of Easter, or were they all too busy putting together their Ramadan posts????