"I like my coffee how I like my women, strong and with lots of milk!"

"Grrr~! Mjau!" Aami's tail puffed up and her ears tilted back. She was hissing incessantly

Stritch stretch. "Ugh- Feels good to be free again!"

Aami, the great feline witch, pouceth upon its victim.

Jennifer sighs, "The fuck's the point of new year's resolutions? Shit's don't be fucked two weeks in anyways! I'mma be a rainbow fartin' unicorn, that's my goal! Always wanted to disperse refracted colors! anyways happy new year's ya fucks."

Aami did a heart sign with her hands. "happy new, and celestial, year! May you enjoy it~!" Chirp chirp, trill trill

"I have chosen to get back to intermingling.. The studies have demanded much of me, and while I am still devoted, some distance ought to do me some good!"

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"Meow!"

"So, who's down for a round of cuddles and/or maimin'?" Jennifer smiled at the reader

"Have I ever mentioned that bras are disgusting? If ya wear one ya should feel bad and take it off posthaste!" Jennifer clapped her hands together for emphasis. "Ya understand?"

Jenny chuckled, "I love chicken! Any self-respecting cat does! That's a big plus! If he ain' likin' chicken, go find someone who does!"

Beeping and booping from the android "Disregard these noises."

"I have a letter for you!" Aami chirped, reaching into her satchel.

“I find myself in need of cake—whether it be the gentle curve of a lady’s form or the tender sweetness of a freshly baked confection. And truly, one ought not inspect too closely the mouth of a gift-bearing steed.”

"All I truly desire… is to be held as one would a necronomicon, a scroll of deepest yearning, or the phylactery of a grand archmage—gently, reverently, as if I were something precious… and perilous.” Aami sighed.

"Why do the Lhotlan smell so pleasant?"

“Ah, a familiar soul returns from the starlit shore. Come, share in this quiet light with me.” Aami gently patted the seat next to her, as she laid down her book.

A magic missile comprised of sparks, and arcane whizzes past the reader. "Sorry! Pardon!" Aami gasped in shock and blushed, cupping her hands over her open mouth. "My sincerest apologies! I didn't see you! I should've been more careful!"

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