What happened to Life Twirls On

Tre got me on a field trip to Jimmy Carter cause he wanted unlimited crab legs from the damn Chinese buffet

Yall a roach ran cross the table 😭

I don’t have a lot of traditional values; but I like my men not knowing how to boil water, so they stay outta my kitchen 😂

Tre wanted to go out to eat to ambush me with news he got accepted into a study abroad program in Switzerland, he already filled out the scholarship paperwork & it starts in September for 6 weeks😭. Guess ima have to throw something on the grill

You don’t need a conservative to know $300 ain’t helping a newborn do shit

Idk if this the old lady in me, but I say it every year when they bring this bill up…GA, especially Atlanta does not need casinos. There is already enough debauchery & traffic in this state. We don’t need a bunch of drunk idiots loosing money in a state with 0 gun laws

I really hate doing site visits. I send a survey to complete before each one, it’s the same questions every year. I assumed folks just saved their responses & copy/paste into the new survey, updating as needed; but nope every year they act like they’ve never done one🤦🏾‍♀️

After seeing Waymo cars constantly getting confused & stopping in the middle of the road, blocking whole streets, causing accidents & traffic in Atlanta; our city council needs to do the same thing

$1500 mortgage in 1989 & $600 on food. Did yall live in Belair & only eat out everyday

On Broadway

Now Mia 😂

Baby your last name is Hernandez

What's crazy... God sent him 3 prophets Katt Williams Monique Kirk Franklin and he still didn't listen...

Gilbert Arenas running an illegal gambling ring surprises no one 😂

When I was still at the DOR we shut down damn near every gas station from Macon to Forsyth for weeks because the owners were running an illegal gambling ring. If you’re gonna commit a crime, still pay your taxes cause that the charge that always sticks 😂

Pulp Fiction

I told Tre to get Tom Ford Tabaco Vanille cause it makes the goes go crazy & he said, “just cause you like it don’t mean other hoes do” & took off running cause he realized he called his mama a hoe, but forgot my sandal never misses 😭

Well fuck me & my 370

& republicans count prisoners that not only can’t vote, can’t work to gerrymander their districts