Apparently, tariffs are not beneficial to American farmers. Who knew? Trump unveils $12 billion aid package for farmers hit by trade war | Reuters reuters.com/world/us/trump…

This. Is. Stupid. (and wasteful) Department of Government Efficiency 🤡🎪🤡

That's an interesting way of saying "After starting a trade war that hurt American farmers, American consumers' import taxes will now bail out American famers." But what do I know?

Create a crisis. Manufacture a bailout. And **absolutely** remind everyone that "the farmers like me!"

Ah, yes, the impoverished community of Naples! One of the wealthiest communities *in the nation* can finally have their pier rebuilt…

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

It’s a Christmas miracle 🎄 that it isn’t on fire… Isn’t like 90% of the Green Line currently shut down?

cc: The White House

“Most senior White House officials parse their words and speak only on background,” reports Vanity Fair writer Chris Whipple. “But over many on-the-record conversations, [Susie] Wiles answered almost every question I put to her.” Part 2 of 2: vanityfair.com/news/story/tru…

Fun story: Got my dad a Grady Judd coloring book last year 🚔

It was 66º when I left Rapid City Regional Airport to fly to TPA yesterday. Tell me more about this mysterious **snow** you speak of...

“There’s never been anything like it”

Why is he yelling at me?

Who did more drugs before this lil talk… The speaker, or the teleprompter operator?

I’d be in favor of the networks giving Trump a primetime slot to speak like this at least once a week.

I would wager large sums of money that his blood pressure was like 190/150 by the end of that little lecture 👀

I’m old enough to remember when (on November 9), Supreme Leader promised “at least $2,000” to “everyone!” Now it’s $1,776 to *some* military folk who meet specific criteria. Don’t spend it before you get it…

With all due respect, fuck off, Karoline. This. Is. Not. Normal.

It’s starting to make sense why he has a McDonald's fetish 🤢

John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts was named by Act of Congress, January 1964, signed by President Johnson: