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Ballet studio mirrors are diabolical but I don’t really care

At the jazz club asking my British colleague if she feels like we’re in pink panther but she retorts, “is this what you’re like when 1.5 martinis hit, babe?” OK.

Secret Ballot drops Sep 13

BREAKFAST yesterday + today

If you’re a brunette and your man wants a goldendoodle, dump him.

NOT OF LEGAL DRINKING AGE

La girls are better at instagram sorry

Is there s better summer movie than endless summer? Thinking about when I lived near dimes in 2018 and watched it blackout at flower shop on a TV behind some man’s head

The only person comfortable surfing in this cold water is Henry. Henry is a seal—natures greatest body surfer

OKAY MISS LASHES

[TOFU]LT WITH TOMATOES FROM OUR FRIEND’S UPSTATE FARM

One of you needs to buy these phoebe philo era Celine trousers so I don’t buy + tailor them

I love all 6012 of you

It’s bad to be a company that beats my Gmail algo and gets categorized as “principale.” I may have never noticed you if you stayed in the other tabs, but now I’m unsubscribing

The old Taylor can’t come to the phone

sometimes it is so necessary to have three beers before you have to go meet your friend’s new boyfriend

This is the most boring NYFW in recent memory. Too many designers are making nice trousers and sort-of-interesting tops for upper-middle-class women on the go, who find meaning through owning a few vases interesting enough to be called “ceramics.” wapo.st/3Kns14j

Of course I file my dog’s nails with a Révérence de Bastien glass nail file—that puppy loves comté, is polite at jazz clubs + exclusively traveled in a vintage Gucci bag our first week together

She’s perfect

I DONT TRUST PEOPLE WHO DONT EAT BREAKFAST ARE THE SYNAPSES IN UR BRAIN EVEN FIRING BABE?