“Music didn’t get worse, you just got older” posters have been oddly quiet about this.

𝔅𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯 𝔐𝔞𝔶𝔣𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔡 𝔥𝔞𝔰 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔐𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔬𝔣 ℌ𝔢𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔫

I would watch a 4 foot long arrow go through the cockpit of an attack helicopter one million times

Jason Garrett is sitting first class on our flight. You know that mf will clap like hell when the plane lands

Feet guys stay winning

I know a lot of people are piling on this tweet, but I also wanted to pile on and say that you are a huge loser for posting this

If a car in New York almost runs you down just to get to a nearby red-light you should be able to blow it up with a bazooka

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Shut the fuck up

CIA has the opportunity to do one of the funniest things in the history of comedy rn

I'm struggling to think of another circumstance where a person could say "my enemy has despicably built his headquarters under a hospital, and to prove it here's this cartoon I just drew" and people would actually believe it.

Smacking the side of the channel with an empty PBR can and riding this like Shai-Hulud

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Jet sweep to Bauer sharp incoming

Le placement de Ball du Ref est assassin

There’s no such thing as “defensive military aid” when the country in question is committing genocide. Every dollar given for Iron Dome is a dollar they can spend on D9 Bulldozers. Every Archer missile pod we donate is a BLU-117 2000lb bomb they can purchase instead.

Visa and Nike used to advertise on here.

Texas has a turf field? I thought their whole thing was having money

John brown

Shai Derangement Syndrome