They stop carding you once the light has left your eyes.

i’ll do it when I’m ready

lol you like one tweet about a hippo and then it’s all moo deng

i don't have rizz, i just have dark circles around my eyes and a weird sense of humour

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me

🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️

If you can’t Then you don’t handle me deserve me at my at my

Oh, i’m just a girl, guess I’m some kind of freak

Brb scheduling “checking in” texts for my besties.

I’m developing a weather app that gives you a 20 min heads up before it starts raining so you can put your princess dogs out.

First Tiny Money issue drops on Thursday ✉!! 1,469 newsletter subscribers as of right now (pre-launch)... GO SUBSCRIBE: tinymoney.com 📸 : Yes, I made my 3 young children take this photo of me after dinner to recreate the Anchorman meme 😆

Congrats Molly Grantham on a wildly successful first #betonyourselfsummit 🖤

Mood

I’m n luv with a hippo

Me looking for Tiny Ted… I mean Tiny Money… to come through

Givers be giving Takers be taking

The next #instabeerupclt is one week away! Meet us at Protagonist Beer at 6 pm on 9/26!

We have to vote blue down the ballot. We have to vote blue down the ballot. We have to vote blue down the ballot. We have to vote blue down the ballot. We have to vote blue down the ballot. We have to vote blue down the ballot. We have to vote blue down the ballot.