This is why we have the USPS!!! It's not supposed to be a business it's supposed to be a service for American citizens.

Cannot overstate how much the conservative project is just “kill everyone and end the world”

Fantine…on the runway, you were a Lovely Lady…but in the Snatch Game…We Dreamed A Dream of a better celebrity impersonation

The Snow Miser and Heat Miser if they slayed

people who say "casted" are not to be taken seriously.

i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as fuck for no reason

JELLICLES CAN AND JELLICLES DO

drinking something and accidentally spilling a little on yourself is so humiliating. i feel like an idiot baby who just tried using their mouth for the first time ever

please dont mock harm reduction somewhere, there is someone, who needs to know this

armand got dumped and immediately (based on the leak w assad n ebogo) went back to wearing trench coats. inspector gadget lookin ass. 😭 go go gadget but the gadget is just rope n duct tape for when he kidnaps daniel.

the beginning of every vampire chronicles book narrated by lestat

me and the bad bitch i lost by being autistic

This is how it should be. Synchronized systems set to help children succeed.

I love fat art 🫶

John Watson: But Holmes- how the devil are we going to investigate a lions cage at the zoo? Sherlock Holmes in the next scene :

songs used to have werewolves with chinese menus in their hands

said it before and i will say it again; the only way to even get close to avoiding being ableist is to entirely let go of the idea of laziness and similar concepts. you can not sit around trying to decide which people are the "bad ones" who did not take care of themselves today

I hope all my fellow Real Lovers know you can buy glue gun wax sticks and make your own seals