Somewhere in America #MileyCyrus is still twerking. #JayZ #HolyGrail

Wanna walk in these shoes? Better get the outfit to match

3pm on Friday afternoon... Yaaa that's gonna have to wait til Monday

Anyone else realize that the Adobe Acrobat logo looks like to the Alabama logo? #rolltide

Its official. Ive lost it

Big time corp america probs today. Message me for details

People who put up status messages on work IM like its AIM in 2001>>>>>>

Found this "44 magnum" magic marker in the storage closet. How small does it make you feel?

Ants nod to one another as they pass each other.

Listening to "Rich as Fuck" by Weezy while WFH. My productivity is the most alladeen its ever been Mark #snowday #corpamericaprob

I'm not gay but I'd totally bang #JuanPablo

The word "bride" was derived from an old English word meaning "cook."

The real is on the rise. Goodnight.