Alright girls we’re back and better than ever so come down to Ice Time @ 8 vs Arlington Hockey and bring a mom. Or two. Or three. Doesn’t really matter but if you come empty handed you can go home and we will lose #welovemoms

Get in your car. Go pick up your mom from Christmas Caroling or shopping or whatever and bring her to Ice Time for a 4:30 vs Washy Ice Hockey. Moms are mandatory, clothes are optional #letsgetrowdy

Correction games at 4. My bad Someone should kick my ass

Now 3-0 vs Washy Ice Hockey this year. Tbh we’re pretty bored of it at this point but hey we gotta give the moms a show. You still got us like 2 more times better luck next time ladies. Goal horn was kinda sexy tho... huge turn on x.com/cornwallpuck/s…

Merry Christmas to you and all your mothers from your favorite team of degenerates #Chrysler

Yeah so we have a game in like an hour and a half but it’s like really far away and no one really cares anyway... we’ll see how it goes updates to come #freakyfridays

Yeah so we lost 3-0 but we had more moms so who really won the game????? #freakyfridays #moralvictory

Game tonight at Ice Time at 5:45 vs Kingston/Saugerties. Don’t worry it’s not 6 hours away this time so you can actually show up with a mom and maybe see us win for once #daddyshome

Drop everything you’re doing and stop by Ice Time at 4:30 to watch a group of total degenerates attempt to play a hockey game vs John Jay. There’s maybe a 50/50 chance you get some actual entertainment so you don’t wanna miss it #mommasboy

Cornwall beat John Jay Hockey Club Alumni 8-5 but the real story of the game was the amazing refs. Some really impressive stats with like 1000 penalties and about 64 2 and 10s. Would’ve been a really good game if the players were ever allowed to actually play in it #nappihatesmoms

Boys are back in action today vs FDR at 4 @ Ice Time. Donald J. Trump said we were good or something i don’t really know but it’s kind of a big deal. Secret Service will be in attendance so you and your moms should be too #notabigdeal

Senior night for the goons vs Washy Ice Hockey at 4:30. The boys have been putting in absolutely no work over the last four years and finally getting the recognition they don’t deserve. Moms will be present so you should be too #weareallgritnesses

Thank you to everyone who came out for our senior night even tho Washy Ice Hockey decided to ruin it #washyhatesmoms

Come support the hockey team tonight at 8:45 at Ice Time vs Washingtonville. It’s win or go home, Playoff time. 🤑

It’s playoff time for your favorite mommas boys. 8:45 @ Ice Time vs Washy Ice Hockey. No exaggeration when we say attendance is mandatory. Possible last home game for our seniors show them some love

Cornwall beats Washy Ice Hockey 5-4 to advance to the championship. Great game on both sides nothing but respect for the other team. Thanks to all the fans who came out for the first time ever, but hey we gave them a show #electric #chipszn #nappishatemoms

I got two words for you... Champion... ship. The goondaddies take on Arlington tonight at 9:15 at the Mid Hudson Civic Center for Game 1 of the Finals. Don’t really expect anyone to be there cause it’s 9 million miles away (45 minutes) but wish the boys some luck tonight #ringszn

Cornwall beats Arlington 3-1 in the first game of the championship. Game 2 tomorrow at 9 back at the Civic Center #welovemoms #ringszn