Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ช๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐บ๐ฆ
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English/Danish bleary byron of low fantasy. Newly published on amazon.co.uk/dp/B09BCCBM8S 'Expiry Date', where โBruce Almightyโ meets โJohn Wickโ.
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01-09-2011 15:41:13
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RTSean Davids: if it comes down to gamely selling people a turkey, Robinson and his evil twin, Mason are up for it like a depilated Bernard Matthew. Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ช๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐บ๐ฆ
Tory sycophants Laura Kuenssberg and Nick Robinson seem much more up for an evening of toasty reality denialism at the Spectator garden party than at the Labour Party conference. Yeah, beats me too. #LabourConference #bbcbreakfast
RTTanita Tikaram๐ Ros Atkins : I hope this quote from Kendrick Lamar is a suitable response to Laura Kuenssberg, the Tory Party's little Miss Sunray, "...sit down, Kate Humble. Cracker-ass Autumnwatch bitch.โ parallelparliament.co.uk/mp/boris-johnsโฆ Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ช๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐บ๐ฆ
RTPete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ช๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐บ๐ฆ: Labour were going to be the competent adults after the uninhibited greed of the Tories. Instead, this. #LabourConferece24 Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ช๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐บ๐ฆ
RTAndrew Pierce: Lol, you have the front to compare the LPC with 14 years of the idiotic moron burlesque of Tory party hustings, where a secret cabal of geriatric life-hating death-priests, anoint leaders to the soundtrack of The Dead Kennedy's "Kill the poor"! Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ช๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐บ๐ฆ
RT@nadinedorrie PoliticsUK: Lol, the hon' member for Salem: a morally barren, intellectually vapid, craven snarling hypocrite whose nepotism and alleged serial expenses fiddling stretches back over decades remains lower than ermine. Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ช๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐บ๐ฆ
RTPippa Crerar: 'I'm a huge fan of the Seeder of Mars'. Sometimes you have to wonder if the Tories have been taken over by a particularly shit brand of stand-up comedians. Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ช๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐บ๐ฆ
RTDean ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ช๐บ: The evolution of Rigby's journalistic career. #BethRigby Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ช๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐บ๐ฆ
RTPete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ช๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐บ๐ฆ:Michael Fabricant ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฎ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฆ, the illegitimate spawn of the Wig Makers of Litchfield, the Shenstone Rug Raisers, & the Curborough Cap Creators, is a hypocritical shit stain on the toilet that is our democratic system. Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ช๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐บ๐ฆ #absolutetwatfabricant #ToriesAreOut
RT@TStandfield1:Asked to comment, former Death sec, Jeremy Hunt said,โwhatโs better or more comfortable than your own ICU bed? Nothing, so do make sure to take it with you.โ Muppet. Jail him. Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ช๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐บ๐ฆ
RTPete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ช๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐บ๐ฆ Liz Truss: โHM gave me 21 words of advice: โDonโt pull Britain into an economic nosedive costing us billions, putting hundreds on mortgages, dooming your party & your premiership.โ I realised she was one of Them and used my death touch.โโ Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ช๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐บ๐ฆ