“those animal crossing villagers aren’t actually in love.” TO YOU. i know them personally

Listening to the New Post Malone album be like

Dr. Mehmet Oz

she strogan me off till i beef! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she beefin on my stroganoff! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she strogan my beef till im off! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]

hunter what i thought this would sound like <3

Stop calling it chives out

IDC HOW HOT THE COD GUYS ARE DONT JOIN THE MILITARY

matty healy calling taylor down for dinner to share a raw chicken thigh

me signing up to the 1975 mailing list as if i haven’t signed up sixteen times already x

Me leaving the Direct the second they say “We do have one more announcement” and then the screen cuts to black while Fire Emblem music starts playing

jocks in animal crossing

kira 👾

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this administration will kill you in broad daylight, dance on your corpse, claim you're a domestic terrorist, taunt your family, and then post an AI-altered image of you crying online