Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell froze up in front of reporters for a second time yesterday. So why does it feel like Joe Biden's the one who had a stroke?

No kangaroos would come near it, so we called it a wallaby court. Now we feel like we should apologize to wallabies. wonkette.com/p/no-need-to-i…

Dan734🌻 I don’t think they really have a chance before he’s convicted, but what I find most interesting is that it’s not just Democrats pushing that theory - the first major place I saw it was from people in the Federalist Society, which means they’re afraid he’s going to lose.

A Pirate Looks at 80 Swashbuckling octogenarian Joe is wasting away in Washington, while parrotheaded Don eats cheeseburgers in the paradise of Mar-a-Lago. Some people claim bad press is to blame for Biden's approval ratings, but I know it's his own damn fault. by Maureen Dowd

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Bars across the country are prepping for record-breaking margarita sales tonight. Fair winds and following seas, Jimmy Buffet.

This photo by Evan Vucci belongs in the Louvre.

Acyn Aaron Rupar Joe Biden knows Politics. Anyone on either side not learning from him is wasting an opportunity.

There are many things to dislike about Sen. Rick Scott, but his eagerness to find every opportunity to pwn Gov Ron DeSantis by usurping the spotlight is not one of them.

What time are the locusts arriving?

Cue Thunderstruck, Marshall Football wins 21-17!!! #HerdNation // #WeAreMarshall

Incredible way to find out my therapist is at Burning Man

piper4missouri The GOP is nearly all white and Christian. They are not organized around political issues.

Today, we spent time with first responders who didn't hesitate to run towards danger to help families whose lives have been upended. We witnessed the best of America - neighbors helping neighbors with determination and optimism. Florida, Joe and I will always stand with you.

Robert Churchyard piper4missouri Fair point. When the Pope ridicules your party, you might be lost.

Not something I expected to read but over the last few years, my expectations are very flexible

Guys, Ann Coulter is not "suddenly" right on Donald Trump, she's just shifting her grift away from the losing horse.

CNN seems to think the presidential election is next week.

Live footage of MTG and Kari Lake competing for Trump’s VP spot

I’m out - I hit the wall with the gay orge nonsense.