need a buddy cop movie of these two immediately

trump is so fucking stupid he’s making the wrong things illegal he should be focused on real issues like banning men from listening to Clairo

kristen doute and tom sandoval deliver performances like this for the first three seasons of vanderpump rules

pregaming my dinner with a smaller more snackable dinner that I eat with my fingers wilderness style

2 guys outside this Father John Misty show in Philadelphia chugging a white claw before going inside keep that dream alive kings

no one likes frosting anymore what has happened to the dreamers

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES BACK TO BACK HOMERUNS BASEBALL IS SO BACK HELLOOOO

official corgipasta MLB tier list based on how clouded each team’s heart is I will not be reading replies

anyone: hi me:

I was NOT a part of multiple Beatles RP tumblr groups for this to happen to me

was thinking about how ai is so annoying bc I feel like it overshadows how far we’ve come with slime videos and then realized slime videos probably are ai and everything I love is broken and nothing I treasure can be protected

cowboy parmesan Letterboxd reviews are like “wow this is the best film that’s ever been released!! What a sweet succulent treat to enjoy!! I love it!!!” 1 1/2 stars

debuting my Straight Boyfriend tonight on my stream!!!!! 🕊️🙏 happy pride I only play TCGs now and I’m Worse generally

I only stream TCG pack openings now I guess but come to my stream tonight Sqweebs spent 300 dollars on FaB cards and I get to guilt him into giving me some 🥴🫶

ICYMI I started FFX!! 😁🫶