The chiefs drafted a wide receiver from Texas who likes to go really fast. What could go wrong?

Live look at Atlanta this morning

Turf

When I was a young man I preferred the extended editions.

Now, with the benefit of age and wisdom, I’m solidly Team Theatrical Cut for LotR. More doesn’t necessarily equal better. The originals, though long, have great pacing throughout.

New shirt

This is how you get sycophantic, non-assertive, easily-bulldozed employees. If my staff won’t stand up for themselves, how can I expect them to do so for our clients? Solidly Team Gen Z applicant here.

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

This dude lauds homeschoolers for “waking up” to disliking public schools, then decries public school boards for being “woke.” All in 45 seconds.

In case you thought that “woke” wasn’t code for something.

If lawyers were cops, the owner of this truck would be pulled over 3x a day

“I CAN’T let people know who I am in real life because I would get FIRED for being HATEFUL, idiot”

Super hyped to have Bill S. Preston, Esq joining the Cats next year*

*Said with intense affection for Bill & Ted

He famously had three kids and no money, when all he wanted was no kids and three money

Look at this picture closely: at least four kids being held up on shoulders, to get a glimpse at the floor and see the coach.

My trepidation is over — that’s my Kentucky basketball.

We hired Cal to help us forget. Feels like we hired Pope to help us remember.

The tragic part is: i bet the number of fans packing the building today contained very few lower arena season ticket holders.

This is as close as we could get

Where did 2nd from left find *inverse* panda dunks?

Not even the Pope can move Mickey

Texted some relatives, from whom I inherited my UK fandom, about the Pope hire. This is probably the case across the commonwealth.