Okay, this is funny.

Trump isn’t man enough for the job, he had to outsource it to an immigrant.

This aged well.

It’s not an attack, it’s a coup.

Karly Kingsley

There is NOTHING wrong with auditing the fuck out of the government - but don't put an idiot tech bro billionaire bureaucrat welfare queen who has GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS in charge of auditing it. The fuck you all thinking? lol

Garcia: I find it ironic that Marjorie Taylor Greene is in charge of running this committee. In the last congress she literally showed a dick pick in an oversight hearing so I thought I would bring one as well. Now this, of course, we know is President Elon Musk.

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

If the federal government decided to defund NPR, since NPR's budget is only 1% funded by the feds, it would still exist. Yet if suddenly Space X lost 35% of its federal funding, the company would be in financial distress. NPR is publicly funded via donations. SpaceX is not.

Hey! Elon Musk your doge minions just fired me and my colleagues at CMMI. We were working on improving maternal health outcomes AT LOWER COSTS so that less pregnant women would die in this county. I thought that would fit nicely into your agenda?

Tim Hannan MAGA in a nutshell: I love that you're going to take things from other people. Wait, why are you taking things from me?

We bow to no kings in the United States.

I dunno. This seemed relevant for a reason.

I’m not sure I trust someone who sends commands via tweets and weekend emails to “cut the fat” and excess.

Believing that billionaires are fighting for the working class requires a comical level of delusion.

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

This is sickeningly chilling: Adolf Hitler’s rise to power was marked by a systematic campaign to dismantle democratic institutions, suppress dissent, and undermined democratic elections, while dehumanizing minority groups. Shortly after taking power in 1933, Hitler’s regime

Holy crap Meijer. I heard curbside pickup with you was a nightmare but I did it anyway. Lesson learned. I'm missing $150+ worth of groceries and got put on hold for a half hour and hung up on. This is after I had to leave once bc they were behind. Woof.