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Really? The worst they could do was $49k? Hyperbitcoinization is real dog. #bitcoin

$58k. #bitcoin

Just because #bitcoin is underperforming your expectations doesn’t mean it’s underperforming relative to other assets. Compare the ROI’s to other assets over the years and humble yourself. In nearly all cases, there was no better place to store your value.

Yeah…this ain’t my future girlfriend. #bitcoin

The first order effect of #bitcoin is instant sovereignty over the value newly converted into it. The second order effect is wealth accretion as others understand what you understand coupled with the supply cap. I’m so tired of having to explain this but I will never stop.

No reason not to be aped #bitcoin until 2026. After that, you stay aped until 2126 and borrow as much cheap, make believe currency they create next using your bitcoin as collateral until you die.

I tried to convey how important #bitcoin was at $5k. Tried to reiterate how important it is at $59k. By the time 5 other guys simultaneously tell you how important bitcoin is, the price is $300k.

#bitcoin rips your face off at precisely the moment you are convinced it never would.

Buying #bitcoin when you’re terrified has historically been the greatest ROI.

Last time below $58k. (Will delete if wrong.) #bitcoin

Bath. #bitcoin

If 2025 is a dud year, then the 4 year cycle is dead. Until proven wrong, I still believe #bitcoin rips next year.

If we stop talking about $58k, it’ll go away forever. That being said… $58k gang babayyyyy! #bitcoin

Imagine we jinxed #bitcoin by calling it, “digital gold” so now we inherit golds shítty price action for eternity. We should’ve always called it, “Digital Up Only Magical Mansion Producing Fúck You Cry Harder” money.

“#bitcoin CaN OnLy MoOn AfTeR i HaVe My BaG FulLy PaCkED.” 1) You never desire, “enough.” 2) Take your bags worth and multiply by 10. Then 100. Then 1000. Eventually you hit a value that you consider, “a ton.” So more NGU is always preferred. 3) Bitcoin waits for no man.

They purposefully designed the money to slowly steal from you. #bitcoin was purposefully designed to quickly give it back.

Buying the dip has always been a good idea in time. This time is no different. #bitcoin

-“I have more than enough #bitcoin. Ready for moon.” The market: “No fúck you. Have more.” -“Fine. I’ll buy more. But can we please moon now?” The market: “Just for that, I’m going lower. Fùck you. Have even more.” -“…Fine. I’ll buy more…” I’m in an abusive relationship

#bitcoin will embrace you, lift you up in a warming glow, tell you how smart you are while stroking your ego relentlessly… then cut off your wings, brutally force you down and cúrb stomp you, powderizing your teeth and make you cough white… Every few years. And I love it.

Bitcoin was always going to up in the most painful way possible.