Getting destroyed in the NCAA tourney but portal season starts and oil is $100 a barrel

“You declared war on the country with control over the world’s most sensitive chokepoint?” “That’s right, Dave” “And you didn’t have a plan for when they closed that chokepoint?” “That’s correct, Dave”

Sorry, but if your national debt is at historically high levels, family formation and fertility have plummeted, and your basic infrastructure is lacking, you can’t keep prioritizing the desires of retired home owners over everything else.

I don’t think people realize how much healthcare costs are driving big companies to fire and not hire. It costs them $30k per family, per year for premiums and care. Most of that goes to the massive, vertically integrated insurance companies that send weekly bills that no

The Children’s Hospital when LSU says they’re going to pay for another big coaching hire

.John Internet

Tiger’s commute home from Jupiter Island

A lot of people don’t know this but Dennis Gates and Mizzou Hoops actually tanked the season so we could get Jason Crowe Jr

Great coaching by Dan Hurley to tell his player to make a logo 3.

The type of shit USC accounts post before the team goes 8-4

When the dealer pulls a 5 card 21 💀

Top 2 stadium in the league and it ain’t 2.

If your favorite college football team is different from your favorite college basketball team, nobody respects you.

The jokes write themselves. Literally.

Good luck to all the brave astronauts who are going to the moon!!!!

To do this to a fan that chose to come see a 17-win team is unhinged.