Corbyn "An Absolutely Spectacular Let Down," warns Corbyn Warnings

"It's okay to pop up for special occasions," a spokesperson commented. "And this is Twitter Christmas." x.com/Rekeiji/status…

Brief reminder why I don't need to do this any more. x.com/Independent/st…

Apparently I'm owed royalties from the Tory conference.

*peers briefly through bed of sticks and leaves* Yes, everything seems to be in order here. *returns to hibernation*

Corbyn 'Part Of The Rebel Alliance And A Traitor', Warns Senior Imperial Official

"Today Corbyn Politely Asks Us To Leave, Tomorrow He'll Be Politely Asking Your Children To Leave The Country," Warns Journalist

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Corbyn May Precipitate A 'Double-Brexit', Warns MP

Corbyn "Personally Left The EU In Secret" Several Months Ago, Warns MP

Corbyn Is "Farage In A Rubber Mask, Probably", Warns MP

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This One Seems A Little Late To The Party, Warns MP x.com/Insighter7/sta…

People have been asking, so: Sorry. I can't help here.

"Corbyn Just Won An Election That He Lost, Which Surely Is Only Achievable Through Some Form Of Dark Sorcery," Warns MP