people be like "bear with me" and they don’t even have a bear with them

why are women so funny 😭

The fact that Larry Lamb was playing Archie Mitchell and Mick Shipman at the same time through 2008-09. One was a pedo and rapist who tortured everyone, the other was your typical family man. One of the worst characters in EE and one of the best characters in G&S

i know i didn’t text back despite “being on my phone for seven hours straight” but you have to understand i was on the escapism phone. the responding to texts phone is different.

It’s tht time bby

I've known a few girls who have been suddenly "dumped" by their best friend in jarring ways and its one of the oddest aspects of female relationships

Me and my brother while our parents were getting divorced

When I realise that I forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer #TheTraitors

crazy that my body cant tell the difference between answering a text and being chased in the woods

january 72nd tomorrow let’s go

u just have to become stronger im sorry

Joe has had issues with drink in the past, given it up and wants nothing to do with that life, so the experts think its good to match him with a raging pisshead. Wtf! #MAFSUK #MAFS

We must be allowed to carry pepper spray at the minimum Imagine being stuck on a train with a maniac trying to stab you and having nothing at all to even try and fight back. Legalise pepper spray NOW

the HOW MANY anniversaries??