Excited to announce the winners of our Onyx One raffle! Congrats to: Forged Tour - Corey Wardrop, Sintavia LLC FabTech - Rory Mulcahy, SpaceX Rapid TCT - Justin Rivera Thanks to all who have met with us in person this year. Next, join Markforged in Frankfurt for #formnext2021!

Oh man, haven't used this thing in a minute. Under New Management, huh? Alright, I'm game!

Technoking of Twitter

I strongly believe that all managers in a technical area must be technically excellent. Managers in software must write great software or it’s like being a cavalry captain who can’t ride a horse!

There should be a term for movies in which the plot relates to Hollywood/acting/working in the movie industry so we can categorically avoid them.

Hi The Babylon Bee !

These Portugal flops are embarrassing. #WorldcupQatar2022

Business concept: A bowling alley, but you get a discount for every strike.

What if computer keyboards were like pianos (percussion instruments) and the harder you typed, the larger and bolder your text became?

Crazy idea: Imagine buying a ticket for a sporting event, but if there are open seats after the first half - you *might* get notified through the app of your new upgraded seat assignment.

An AI chatbot that listens to your mic for keywords like "alright, set of five", grunts, and "last rep" - and shouts encouraging feedback like "you got this!", "light weight baby!", and (nsfw option) "ISYMFS!" (iykyk)

Anybody else like to dance between sets of lifting heavy stuff?

Groove with me. pandora.app.link/4xJlvmgqrHb

Whoever decided that 'the fear of long words' should be called "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" is not a good person.

Every time I hear 'inflation' I think of the people who said, "Why would I get a job? They're paying me MORE to stay home." We said printing all this money will cause inflation. The government called us conspiracy theorists.

Guy tries to steal from Indian owned gas station 😭 😭

If they're going to track all our messages and data, could they at least pay attention to how many times we say "stupid autocorrect"?

Sitting on hold for hours listening to staticy elevator music on repeat just feels so 2005. ADP

Is there a scenario where Elon Musk saves and fixes Kerbal Space Program 2? Imagine the next generation of SpaceX engineers.

Lufthansa made me check my carry-on because it was a 2kg over weight (8kg max) ... even though I decided to travel light and not bring a (free) 25kg suitcase. Make it make sense.