Co-operative Bank. Get control of your VbV bots. Women are being abused here while you hold my charity's money cos some robot says so.

Join the call to stop weapon sales to #Saudi. Sign &RT: secure.avaaz.org/en/no_more_sau…

UK Independent Under Fire for Publishing Anti-Israel Water Libel That Went Viral thetower.org/3518-uk-indepe…

Mordantly witty Jekyll and Hyde in modern day Edinburgh's legal scene. Scottishly funny stuff #expob

GUILTY OF TRYING TO SAVE A LIFE prostitutescollective.net/2017/07/25/gui… Really ? REALLY ? WTF ?

Going to start a Mama B feed. Need a wider pool of peeps from whom to beg money for Good Deeds

Off to Kenya on 30th. Mama is boracic. Robin Ince says the country is suffering from compassion fatigue but thought I might try a wee appeal

BSB Title Fighter Jake Dixon gets his head shaved for charity. Well played, sir!! ✂️👍 pscp.tv/w/bLDi2DFYSmpr…

How totally fabulous was Susan Calman on Strictly tonight ? #LovelyLittleErn

Oh Leon. Can't watch. #91

Devastated. Rossi highsides in the wet, Leon has a dry disaster. Gutted.

I laughed. I confess it, I laughed. And for that, thank you x.com/a_ks_/status/9…

I do not know if I can watch. #91 #hopingforamiracle

I'm fundraising for Mama Biashara on MyDonate mydonate.bt.com/fundraisers/co…

WTF Nokia I buy one of your sleek black smartphones and it just died in my hand. I am phoneless in a Kenyan slum. Your little phones lasted a decade. What’s with the posh ones ?

And, Nokia, do not bother to tweet back because I will not see it until I come into another overpriced cafe and get their wifi. V v pissed off.

An entire night offline in a Kenyan slum. The horror. Saving fucking lives here, Nokia. And no WhatsApp to help me. Grrrrrrr.