Last nights dream, i was followed everywhere by a very aggressive and “nippy” duck, went to mums to see if stepdad had any duck repellent spray, ZZ Top were there and it turned out Billy Gibbons was my cousins son, despite him being about 20 years older 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣

If you are in the area please try and get along to support Andy Wilson and these charities Great causes and a great bloke 😊👍

I hear this every time I get up 🤣🤣 instagram.com/reel/DG0z4tjvC…

If you are at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe please go and see Joe Tracini he’s been very candid about his mental health over many years and the reviews are brilliant Go see him 😊👍

*vote 😱🤣🤣

Sister and her family are on holiday, brother in law just managed to catch the sun 😊😊👍

Off for a walk with the kids shortly, cheese on toast may be involved and I’ve no idea what child No1’s hair will look like apart from resembling a crashed parrot (stock photo) Dogs maybe mithered 😊😊

Stopped for a drink after a walk with the girls. Never mind split the G, I’ve smashed it 😱🤣🤣😱👍 Child No1 “that’s perfection”

You couldn’t make this up, said I’d have a second and final pint and yes they are two different pints !!!! The G is spilt again 😱😱😱🤣🤣

Child No1’s hair is quite muted today but still has lots of color to it

Saw this for #TreeClub and then zoomed in and saw a cow in the shade, zoomed agin and saw her calf 😍😍

Message from Zens owner, he’s worried as he’s not seen seen him for a few days Tonight’s plans have changed, I’m now off for a walk to see if I can find Zen, doubtful but I can try 🙏🥹

Message from Zens owner, he just waltzed in like a Lord 🤣🤣 At least the little sod is safe and sound 😍😍

Child No2’s earring were quite niche. IYKYK 😊😊

Something rather special from Soph The tree of life, it has the names and ages and year of donation of organ donors on the leaves 💚#TreeClub🌳

Ok, I need help Colleague told a joke this morning and thinks it’s the funnest thing ever “What’s the difference between a bear and a 12 inch high pianist” ? “Only one can play the piano” 😱 Apparently came to him in a dream over the weekend 🤷‍♂️

How I imagine the Wizard of Oz would have turned out if Jonny G 🇺🇦 had written it 🤣🤣 instagram.com/reel/DNMHDoAyj…

An early morning walk before it gets too hot, shaded pathways and a tree that looks like a stag 😊 #TreeClub

More trees from the early morning wandering 😊 #TreeClub

After my walk this morning I thought it was only healthy to top up my energy levels 🤣🤣🤣 #Spoons