"I'm the most single Pringle hair" #OutOfContextRoomie

"There is no value to leaving a beautiful corpse" #OutOfContextMeatballs

Fridge not working? Make some tea. Stressed about life? Make some tea. Relationship problems? Make fluff pile on couch, eat a tub of Cool Whip while watching Golden Girls...then make some tea.

Reading the word daily after a dry spell feels like when you take a drink of water and hadn’t realized just how parched you really were

"The circle of life does not usually include cannibalism" #OutOfContextRoomie

"What's your spiritual gift?" "Dumb energy" #RoomieConvos

"No one cares about your nostril endeavors" #OutOfContextRoomie

"I just like dead things in my mouth" #OutOfContextSpudling

2020 is still a dumpster fire. But Jesus still saves.

Important thread: One of the reasons Michael Caine is the best Scrooge. [1/10]

Oh hey, I'm a Hervey now! That's pretty cool ☺️❤️ Love you forever Tucker Hervey ❤️

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Ya know, I got on Twitter to tweet something about the Pirates who Don't Do Anything yesterday and got stuck scrolling for two days. I've gotta work on my self-control and discipline and social media just isn't helping

I think a great bucket list/video idea is to actually do all the things the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything do, but only Larry's part. Now to figure out how to safely lick a spark plug

I got home from a brain-numbing day at work to find Tuck finishing spaghetti (my favorite meal) Y'all I married da perfec boi 🥺❤️ Tucker Hervey

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