Helluva call by Goldy

Congratulations to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, two close personal friends of mine

It’s golf and cars for my dorky ass, babyyyy

Today in “Questions My Dad Asks ChatGPT:” “The light on my Bose Soundlink speaker is blinking red even though it’s plugged in. Why is it doing this?”

Seahawks I love you, but what in the hell is this Oregon Ducks-ass design

dear god it’s even worse in daylight

Oscar Piastri sets a new lap record at Zandvoort to take pole! ⚡️🇳🇱 #DutchGP

Piastri takes POLE at the Dutch Grand Prix! There's just 0.012s between him and Norris in P2... with Verstappen P3!

Took my son and his friends to the public pool. It’s like a three man weave drill where they alternate which one of them is in a timeout for playing too rough or breaking the pool rules

we must never forget that Americans have more in common with the people of China than with the ruling class and its mouthpieces like Rahm Emanuel

my oldest kid starts kindergarten today I’m fine shut up I’m totally fine

what idiot called it “designated spaces for cars outside the pizza restaurant” instead of crustomer parking

“I’d buy out Kalen DeBoer’s contract before tithing to my church” is the most vicious Christian lady dunk I’ve ever witnessed