Sometimes I feel like nobody wants to watch The Carbonaro Effect.

Twitter feels like the place to put all the things you don't want to put on Instagram.

I picked this apple off my apple tree and ate it. It was a good day. #winning

Just discovered that Crocs are the best things ever. The stigma around Crocs is one of the greatest tragedies of the 21st century.

‘nuff said

Always rockin’ 🤘

When are they gonna make #2 pencils just be called #1 pencils? Amirite?!

You hate to see it... 😟

Bonjour.

Guys, Book of Mormon is really good. (The musical)

Minesweeper: 0.99s, 2019/11/07 - One click game. New record. Unbeatable. I challenge you all to beat this.

I’m not really one for voicing many controversial opinions here, but Cats was actually really good and people deserve to know. #CatsTheMovie

Spotify’s yearly wrapped always feels like an attack on my music tastes