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now let me be clear. *the pigment in my skin dissolves and you can see through me like a jellyfish*

what did obi wan Kenobi say to the ghost of tsushima protagonist when asked where his master was? "He's quite gone, Jin"

yalls silence is deafening

that's a great plan you made! to do the dishes while you cook up some scrumptious food! oooof you made the rookie mistake of sitting down for a single moment! you are now prohibited from doing anything but phone

stop looking at the news, look at this gentleman I found in the yard instead. okay carry on

OPINION: Mamdani can't win because he isn't using "MAAAAAM DANIEL" as his campaign slogan. - Hillary Clinton

Expedition 33 is the 2nd best French RPG I've ever played 😌🤙

Hey chuck, great job, just curious though. Does your ability to accomplish literally anything start at "changed the name!" and end at "chastise politicians on my own side of the isle for listening to what their constituents want and having a spine"?

movie night was very good

the best thing about turning 30 today is unlocking official use of this

For my birthday I want u to play a weird indie game you haven't before. This can be your gift to me. If you want recs my dms are open or just reply idk I'm not your dad I'm just 30 now. Money works as well but like

Adding my voice to the chorus of people saying Sinners is a fucking incredible movie, Jesus christ

anyone else feel like everything's gone to shit since we lost blaseball

.2XKO put Fiddlesticks in but all his voice lines are Captain Scrubquotes 🦅, I take PayPal or venmo

hi i've been rejected from So Many Jobs it's doing psychic damage, if you know of any openings for these, PLEASE let me know: - producer (1yr, marketing) - game design (hobby, mostly character/class/narrative) - copywriting (2yr, can show samples) - basically anything entry level