Party rock anthem music video was the thriller music video of our generation

writing a cover letter is like tweeting but worse

Was Kronk inspired by Gronk or vice versa?

i do not look at school buses enough to understand how big whales actually are

so sexy to lick envelopes

Got a Train Ran on Me at the NY Botanical Garden Holiday Train Show and All I Got Was a Margarita With Edible Glitter

when new Samia song drops at midnight i'm gonna write a poem about it SO HARD

when you realize you took an edible before doing something serious

the only way for me to express my feelings in this climate is to charlie-brown-walk around my neighborhood

Anyone wanna chill and listen to the names of Sleep Hypnotherapy’s Premium Supporters ?

I am the pea Samia

learning it's a real time suck to have hobbies AND friends

Probably just gonna go to sleep about it

The wind blows gloriously. My collage supplies join it.

Rumeysa Ozturk, a PhD student at Tufts University, was detained March 25 by Department of Homeland Security agents in masks and plainclothes. “We should all be horrified at the way DHS spirited away Rumeysa in broad daylight,” Mahsa Khanbabai, Ozturk’s lawyer, wrote.

Brave enough to admit that I’ve changed my mind about minions. I am in. Bello.

april fools day is good because if i get declined from any jobs today it's probably more like....;) ;)

Serving Revel Berry realness 💞

Something that’s great about ME and MY favorite fruit is that mango is not only delicious but gorgeous inside and out. Some of you cannot say that about your favorite fruit.

Is it gay to finger a friend’s rosary?