why do we even have urinals when i exist

Discovered today that my friend uses ao3 in the most unhinged way.... she's reading through the "time travel" tag. Regardless of fandom. 😐😐😐

Babies love me but they have no money so there's no point in even manipulating them

ive been thinking about this all day

にょき…っっ！！！

Zyxey 🏳️‍⚧️ srs isn't for another year

ON 3 HOURS OF SLEEP LETS BALL

Wordle 1605 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

How do you get a blue rating after conceding 16 goals 😭😭

"edating is cringe" yea until a bad bitch wants to have matching pfp, sleep on call and play games together all day

my age is regressing but my grades always be progressing

me: eating ing: but im full full: no im full no: ok ok: what hat: thanks thanks: yes? yes: what’s up? up: that's me! me: eating

😭

everything is a manipulation tactic if u think hard enough