Ah hee, gompieno Bara e bulwa ke nna.

Watching a man being cussed out by semumu is definitely one of the reasons I'm here drinking this early. You can barely make out the cuss words in his squeaky moans but you can feel the energy. He is saying it with his chest.

How drunk was I yesterday? 6 quarts, half of a bottle of vodka, some gin, 1ml Lift-Off tincture (so like 40mg) and it makes sense why madi a ne a gana go tswa mo cashplus. I transfered the ewallet to my account and kept trying to withdraw the ewallet. Twice.

I miss getting up to no good with this cutie pie.

It's still morning? I'm trying to be a good person and day drink at a socially acceptable hour.

Apparently me having sex with skinny girls is an act of charity because that's the only time she will have a decent set of tits on her. So if you see me drinking today, just know it's because of that. I like my man boobs.

Someone send my grandmother that video. Next time I visit her, a seka a mpotsa gore mosadi wame o kae.

I wonder if we have gummy moulds lying around....

Ran out of into one of those cousins I raised at the bar and I have to break that generational curse where I order them to buy me alcohol.

Aaaand I made some 🚀fudge.

Glad I'm back to creating content. Starting from scratch with views but we move. This meal is so good! #TsotsiInTheKitchen🤘🏾 is gonna cuss me out for my "mother sauce" when he sees the video😂

Two nights in a row? Nyaa technician ya lona e tlhadilwe ke motho wa Maulane.

Month end means Lasagne Friday! P200 gets you 900grams of the best lasagne in the city, a double dose of malva pudding and 500ml of my signature cranberry lemon ice tea. Delivery included within gabs and don't forget your dad joke or forehead kiss. WhatsApp 72130082

Nna ke rwele thothobolo ya Delight! Gape ke celibate! Ke inwela bojalwa ebe ke ya lapeng alone by myself

If you convert it to today's cash, it's roughly about the same amount Judas was paid for snitching on J Money

Look at me online shopping for damascus knives and whetstones.

I made myself some space fudge and I'm tempted to indulge.

I knew that adding water to make a mother sauce was gonna get the chefs riled up. Maabane ke ha ke omangwa ke my chef friend. Anyway what would you like to see me cook next?

Waitse le tsentse admin stress! Hae le seka la gyana boloto! School fees are expensive.