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My boss is a tweaker. He's using it intravenously. I came to this conclusion by the needle cap and the bag of meth he left in plain view in his car. I'm an investigator by nature so everyday I'd just peek in his car window. Fuck my life.

Not feeling the best mentally. I'll be back when I'm better.

Tasneem Nashrulla

When they try to argue with you but you have a great ass and a nice rack on the internet. Argument over.

37,400 cake pops. 22 bowls. That's mind boggling to me.

Me: It's going to be s great day. Anxiety: Bitch get back here.

This shirt gets me so much dick.

Cheeseburger and his Cheeseburger.

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Sometimes I don't make my kids eat vegetables at dinner. 10 out 10 mom rating.

I wrote a punk rock tune titled: gotta make my motherfucking lunch 🎶

Asshole 🐈🍔

I'm not going to apologize for saying that I feel safer when certain men are around. I asked my daughter if her boyfriend was going with her and her sister to the coast. They are going to be potentially less alluring than unaccompanied women. Sorry not sorry.

Learn to be self sufficient. Get your shit together and take care of your business. Don't worry about anyone else except for family.