Today can be quite a sad day if, like Conzo and I you don’t have your fathers in your life, so if you relate to that and you’re reading this it’s okay, we’re your dads now.

Howdy cowboy, wanna play with some rope or something idk what cowboys do

You feeling seduced yet or should I try again?

Keeping a hand there to leave something to the imagination

Name a better duo than me and Conzo

Giving a hint of balls to avoid from my messy background

Friday biceps, let’s goooo

still mind-blowing how national Democrats are all "we have no leadership, we have no strategy, we can't govern" and then you see a young democratic socialist within striking distance of the mayorship of NYC with impeccable rizz and their response is "he must be destroyed"

If you really loved me you’d make this your screen saver

I didn’t take off my headphones because I was listening to smut

Stuffing the undies with my hand, I get a handful of dick and you think I’m a large boy

They’re moving on from the “he’s an Islamic terrorist” to the “he’ll trans your children” phase it seems

Wee jiggle and giggle for my lover

This man is 🥵

Thoughts and prayers to everyone seeing this at work

No slooty pics today. I offer these deeply questionable images instead. Sorry (kind of)

"I don't feel safe at Glastonbury"

Putting a 50% discount on my spicy page always makes me smile, because I’d like to think of someone seeing my hole and ole and saying “Hell I’d pay the whole 10 quid to see this thing.”

I’m unsure why but ever since I’ve started to wear my hair back I’ve been feeling extra slutty. I be hitting poses like this everywhere I go

Oh no what if I just took these off? You’d probably hate that right?