Group E is crazy drama

Me when I go to Greggs for a sweet snack

Probably my most uncool tweet but Cottingham just continues to impress me all the time

In tribute to the World Cup match tonight, I’m having a traditional English meal (doner kebab)

“If i’d have been a fly on the wall in the Croatian dressing room” mr commentator are u ok? Did you let the demons win there bro??

Sorry guys it was the Christmas dinner 🙈

Never forget.

Those white choc and raspberry trek bars have changed my life

You’ve lost me I’m sorry. I was with you until step 1

Another day, another stranger in the street saying I look like Harry Potter

happy new year

Let’s goooo (to bed)

I agree tbh. O positive blood tastes too tart

What’s that green day song called where he says he wore cologne? I can’t find it online anywhere😩

“Yeah so like I say-” *says something I’ve never said to this person in my life*

Aliens when miss universe is a human for the 71st year in a row