coworker is talking about his "beautiful wife", his "big girl" and his little 5yo triplets meanwhile we all saw him making out with another coworker the other week at a work party and he doesn't know that we know

laura lee survivor au but she becomes one of those mega church pastors who start levitating in the middle of sermons

We all fuckin died open.spotify.com/track/2KufM8Pi…

bring back real addictions like cocaine wym you addicted to porn and doordash

the fact she died in every scary movie and she kept coming back like nothing happened...

Performers announced for this year’s #BRITs (so far): Harry Styles Olivia Dean RAYE HUNTR/X’s EJAE, Audrey Nuna and REI AMI Wolf Alice Mark Ronson Rosalía Alex Warren sombr

bro shoulda specified 😭

People keep saying “omg they should arrest him already!” They are trying to gather a lot of evidence. So much evidence that he has no way to weasel himself out of any of the crimes he committed. They don’t want him to settle for a lesser charge. They want him to be held

The way phones have made people entitled to an instant response is damaging. Waiting to see someone and having an engaging conversation in person is 100x better than lazy small talk through text throughout the day. Let the love breathe, let it sit, miss each other

Anti woke sinners would literally be pro KKK

investigators jus been diggin in they ass the whole time

the writers of send help (and freddy vs jason) randomly being on our side 😭😭

marishauna canon btw

nigga tagging the victim instead of blackpink

Did the journal factory explode is the funniest and most relateable thing I’ve heard in a long time

Somebody just called the bar and asked if this place was LGBTQ and I was like yeah and then she said okay let me read you this bible verse quick. I hung up on her. They’re such hypocrites. It’s not like I’m calling places and asking them if I could read Slayyyter lyrics to them