Can’t help it

He calls her ALIVE GIRL you retard

gf and I visited my mom’s lake house last weekend. At one point I asked mom if she was planning on walking the dog (she said she wanted to), and my mom said something like, “sure, how much time do you guys need?” Jesus Christ, man.

Why are they going after their base like this?!

I’m gonna call you fenian filth all the same 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

if you are rude to my mutuals, I might ask you why you are proud of these thoroughly bitchass PRs

suns out naans out

you look a lot better but you are also much easier to KO so idk

Oh no not the clearances and certifications

It’s finally getting the heights right.

Ok I’ll try this in two weeks. No spotter, we die like men.

Are we still doing this? Fuck sake get better at dating or stfu.