He’s still alive and well. And the bike is still cool as ever

planning out my drunk texts while sober >

So go and tell your friends that I’m obsessive and crazy, that’s fine I’ll tell mine you’re GAY

when I’m at a restaurant and get a spoon like this, it feels like a warm hug

happy pride month to all the men ive Liked

i miss being so nervous before a date that id have to take a few shots to calm my nerves

Giving myself the ick by rereading old messages

from a young age i knew i was meant to spend more money than i make

me and Who

Wallets so expensive by the time you buy one there’s nothing to put in it

Fuck Auburn & LSU & Tennessee too

I WANNA BRAINWASH YOU INTO LOVING ME FOREVER

Guess who got an apartment in NYC😊

do you guys think i can lose 30 pounds before 10AM

Just go to Grad school honestly

this would probably feel so good on my back

bank account on ozyempic

Jake