mckinsey guy didn't offer to pay for dinner on the first date. they really know how to cut costs

“God bless everyone, except clients who should data in PDFs”

so your company spends millions on Jira but you do all your project management in PowerPoint?

client: “let me connect you with our internal technology expert” the internal technology expert:

the most important part of any consulting project is to figure out how to sell more consulting projects

my body in college vs after 3 years of consulting

partner comes off mute: “nothing from me. thanks for the push team”

pov: big four intern out to dinner with senior manager and principal

2023: hire McKinsey 2024: fire McKinsey 2025: hire BCG

“babe i think i see a consultant in the building across from us” “how do you know?” *looks*

I don’t usually tell lies, but when I do, I usually tell recruits:

how dudes think chicks will look at them when they say they work at kpmg

the steer co deck when your partner decides to leave comments 1 hour before the meeting

big four analyst when they get upgraded for the first time on their Monday 8am flight to Arkansas

don’t do consulting

when the MD on your project is sending you emails on Sunday night

big four senior manager and the new intern at the Friday happy hour

hey man can you update the client program tracker and the internal program team tracker with the changes from the initiative tracker’s status tracking sheet?

sir, someone told the partner that you can now work twice as fast because you have access to ChatGPT