A thousand injured Russians agree:

"Festival of the Lion King" at Disney's Animal Kingdom will be moving to an all-new theater! More details here: bit.ly/17bhxpj

@KathrynUsry thanks for the advice

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“@OfficialTedSays: Hey Arnold is probably Stewie's real father.”

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slow motion video of red bull F1 pit stop, love the music #Amazing jalo.ps/770DdOE

@Dis_runner_chic runDisney I hope "Mike" has really skinny arms/legs

I'll read this later “Entrepreneur: The Procrastinators' Guide to Time Management entm.ag/13Uc8Wz by Stephanie Vozza cc Elizabeth Grace Saunders”

She: You look like an actor on 'New Girl.' Me: Yeah, that's not me. She: Bet you're getting that a lot tonight. Me: (pause) Not really.

“Top Gear: Seen the world's fastest ever drift yet? It's at the link… ow.ly/oD4cn”

@jlingram103 congrats

"when you text in class it looks like your laughing at your privates" #teacherquotes

turns out Gus became a zombie and a zombie outbreak takes over the southwest #fakebreakingbadspoilers

Walter jr kills Walt before starting a murder rampage #fakebreakingbadspoilers

Walt forgets his family and becomes an architect Hammond Druthers #HIMYM #fakebreakingbadspoilers

I have a new workout routine. I play a round of Flappy Bird, then do a pushup for each point. It's been 2 hours. So far I've done 9 pushups.

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