Seeing both Kyrie & Lebron miserable after leaving Cleveland

Alex Waters in a nutshell

That’s MY quarterback

Carrie Underwood: “he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey” 8 yr old me: wow how embarrassing

Thank God for this guy pointing out that Peter’s wild side might not be compatible with Madi. I mean, line dancing all night? That’s basically a gateway to the electric slide and nobody wants that. #thebachelor

the cdc announced that you can now lose a guy in just 5 days

Honored to recognize Mrs. Conroy for her dedication to her students at Heritage! Avon Heritage Elementary Support Avon Schools Ben Hodge Avon Assistant Superintendent

of course i’m gonna put all my eggs in one basket??? what’s the alternative, carrying like 12 different baskets for each egg? that’s impractical, i would look like a fool

HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?

Gymnastics guy took off his glasses and turned into game 6 LeBron

hacker: i know your social security number me: that makes one of us

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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The pattern is clear...