English people will have hysterical pregnancies trying to pronounce “Niamh” but name places Worcester, Loughborough and Wycombe

Don’t think I’d wanna live on another planet if we had to evacuate earth cuz then my astrology would be all muddled up :(

Today my great aunt pronounced Vegan as “Vay-gan” in a thick Northern Irish accent and I was CRYING

Yeno what they say, a leper never changes his bedsheets

I’m always proud to be Irish but the display of incredible Irish winners and nominees at the #BAFTAs tonight has put the biggest smile on my face and many tears to my eyes 💚

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It’s all well and good saying you’re not a practicing Catholic but when the only food in the fridge is meat on an Ash Wednesday the tears do be trippin

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GET THIS TAKEN DOWN NOW The Times and The Sunday Times Apology needed asap. This is an absolute disgrace.

Just saw this fox with two tails. What does it mean?

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I’ve a bad feeling about Loreen’s panini press

Excited to get started 💚

It's #openingnight of 2023's Summer Youth Production! 🎉 #Throwback to previous participant conor headley, who starred in 2017's Oliver! & then in 2022's Grand Opera House panto as The Prince. We know this year's cast will go on to achieve great things, just like Conor 🌟

Fool me once- shame on you. Fool me twice- shepherds delight.

Inside out of it was filmed in my head

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