if my grandchildren put me in the spotify urn i would fnaf 4 them for the rest of their natural lives

We never got Smiling Friend’s McDonald’s sauce

“SMILING FRIENDS IS OHOHOVERRRHERHERHERHERRRHERRRRR…” “You’ve still got those two unreleased episodes, Mr. Boss”

A huge issue with communication online is that many of you can't see the person you're harassing online as a human. Internet etiquette is dead and it's made everywhere online miserable.

well

Guys, we can keep Smiling Friends alive by making people smile every day. It’s what Mr. Boss would want.

CONCERNED APE WHEN I CATCH YOU CONCERNED APE I SWEAR TO GOD WHAT DO WE MEAN WE HAVE THAT CRUSTY DUSTY MAN AS A ROMANCE OPTION NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO but yay sandy at least 😀

imagine getting off of the worst shift of ur life and finding out clint is now a marriable character in stardew valley

A beautiful angel sent from heaven and a demon from the deepest pits of hell ❤️

imagine coming home from a long day of being overstimulated and not only are the smiling friends gone but now clint’s sitting on your couch asking what’s for dinner

My timeline today has been wall-to-wall coverage of Smiling Friends ending reactions with a "oh btw, you can marry Clint in Stardew Valley now" sub-plot.

This is peak. Now i can marry Clint. Divorce him, and then immediately marry Emily

I am not okay. This means there's people out there who wanted, no, DEMANDED Clint to be marriageable and I refuse to accept they exist

They cancelled smiling friends and made clint a marriage candidate in the same 24 hours bruh these are dark times

AI still hasn't produced anything of value but it sure is good at deleting value.

I'm old enough to remember when the entire internet would mobilize to stop stuff like this.