#WillyWonka #willywonkaexperience

Second show also nearly sold out! Can’t believe it

Lovely to be included in the Heralds recommendations for Glasgow Comedy Festival Tix: glasgowcomedyfestival.seetickets.com/event/connor-b…

Sorry ladies… looks like the bear isn’t the safe option either… #BearOrMan #beargrylls #russellbrand

Wonder if somewhere there’s a Rat called Ben desperately trying to convince his rat pals that Michael Jackson wrote a song about him.

Gareth Southgate uses a dental dam to lick a stamp #euros #Southgate

Apparently an attempt had also been made on Biden’s life as an assassin hands him a Sudoku. #Trump #TrumpAssasinationAttempt

Last few for tonight let’s fill it up! edinburgh.justthetonic.com/event/88:3904/

"Look at him." Connor Burns Comedy talks about the difficulties of watching the Olympics with your partner🏊‍♂️ #BreakingTheNews Listen again📰BBC Radio Scotland Stream & Subscribe BBC Sounds🔊 BBCEdFest 🎪 bit.ly/3LXxqN3

ANNOUNCEMENT: 1994 hits the road! UK Tour tickets on sale now! connor-burns.com/shows

My guy just called it as he saw it 😂

Dublin: 22nd November Vienna: 10th December On sale now kaihumphries.com

Mad that they kicked off the squirrels but a spice head can just walk up and down a train screaming bible passages at people and not even receive direct eye contact.

I think Jay Z might have 100 problems now… #diddy #JayZ

Come see me live in 2025! Tickets: connor-burns.com

Gary Barlow playing in his sons sandpit

For a second I thought he was linked with a Welsh Club. #PepGuardiola #ManCity

Serious Question: if a bomb went off at a Fontaines DC concert, who would be left to bake sourdough?

We quite like a Fife accent tbh 😉 Catch Connor Burns Comedy at the King's Theatre this March as part of ✨GICF25✨ 🎟🔗 - glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/?search…

Tyne Tunnel giving big Greg Wallace energy here.