hey man its really cool how normal you are

it's cool that they started printing cards in quebecoise so i can play with ouiouiboroids

the most unfair thing you can do in standard post lorwyn is beat me :( pls i need this

evoke deceit evoke wistfulness reanimate bringer of the last gift maybe you should evoke a sense of whimsy reanimate some charm and bringher some flowers and chocolates jackass

fuck fuck im getting a huge zit on my forehead right before portland this is my senior prom all over again i better not cum in my rental tuxedo too

buy the guide

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me heating up the crack pipe: so anyway yeah you could cast bituminous blast into bloodbraid into blighting it was fucking insane, and putrid leech was basically tarmogoyf and the little grey alien hitchhiker i just picked up sobbing: just let me hit the pipe bro

why do they call it an ouroboroid when you ouro boid the cold rhythm of out hoof

portland i am inside you

leaving breadcrumbs that the main character in the movie will reveal they are uncut call that foreskinshadowing

I'm in Portland for the RC.

it's important to examine real cards in real life before a magic tournament. that way i can judge their hearts and souls before finalizing my decklist

Me at RC Portland this weekend

smoking on that cock that made dwayne rock his johnson

Testing house cuck desk go crazy we not just studying the format anymore