Ricardo gazed at his wife Emily and regretted ever forfeiting his dental plan in exchange for slightly higher wages.

It would seem I am.... #myonlinebride #rosémakesmeemotionallydefunct

But thank God it looks like a happy ending for Sam and 'Apple'. Enjoy your new life in Wakefield, honey! #myonlinebride #itsnokhosamui

Sexing up my gin intake The Viaduct Tavern with a #Bloom & Plums Greg French is on #Kronenbourg because he's a heathen.

Coni L-J Greg French pleasure to have you both with us :)

A girls guide to growing up (by somebody with absolutely no experience): bit.ly/1pMaXmq #iDgirl

My love for MAJOR LAZER is unconditional & increases even more as #NottingHillCarnival arrives. #keyplayers #newmix keyplayers.wordpress.com/2014/08/19/maj…

Adoring i-D's #iDgirl coverage. Some amazing journalism and great content ideas. #ID #girlslikeintellegentwritingtoo

@Declans_House i-D Declan my love! How goes?

"Ok, just going to the gym" "Do you want to go to Byron Burger?" "Yes. Yes I do" My boss refuses to let me be thin. #sabotage

One burger and three bottles of red later and any chances of a productive afternoon are swiftly slipping away. #boozyfridays #Farringdon

Everyone can blame Byron Burger when the actuarial recruitment industry falls to its knees because I'm to sloshed to do anything.

Now desperately trying to wake the boy up so we can go to Ben's Canteen - It's 10am & I want some pulled pork, honey. #brunch #Earlsfield

Eggs Benedict. Pulled Pork. Those perverts at #BensCanteen must have found my journal of 'Filthy Sexy… instagram.com/p/sCiNJdHpKo/

Notting Hill Carnival - before the 9 hours of rum drinking began. #nottinghillcarnival #galpals instagram.com/p/sH-1RpnpHl/

...and after. Caribbean girls are the only girls you should carnival with. #nottinghillcarnival… instagram.com/p/sH_sk6HpJD/

TWERK. #nottinghillcarnival instagram.com/p/sIATnWnpKP/

Too enthralled in #StarPaws & reminded of the time I snuck a huge Labradoodle into LCF for a photo shoot. Oh fashion school, you were a lol

Stress is going to engulf me today. I just want to eat ice cream and listen to Taylor Swift all day. #WishIWasATween #OrTaylorSwift