If you want to know how utterly insane the UK is right now read this: Last year, a man named Shahidul Haque, 55, who is on benefits, claims he is "disabled" because of "obstructive sleep apnoea" and depression, and cannot speak English, was moved into a retirement home in

#BREAKING: Shumaira Mheuka won the #PL2 Player of the Month for August, 🎉

Yes Mheuka!

Cole Palmer returned to training yesterday… ✅

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have pre-agreed a deal to sign Strasbourg striker Emanuel Emegha in summer 2026. Understand Emegha actually signed in Spring after turning down the chance to join multiple Champion s League clubs, including some in the Premier League. Emegha decided to stay

Emegha, Joao Pedro & Liam Delap. Different profiles to adapt to different circumstances. Chelsea Cooking.

Welcome to Chelsea, Emanuel Emegha! Looking forward to seeing him officially join the club in 2026.

Chelsea Football Club has agreed a deal to sign striker Emanuel Emegha, with the Dutchman officially joining in 2026!

🔵🇳🇱 Exclusive story confirmed: Emanuel Emegha set to join Chelsea from 2026, as revealed in June and then today. New striker for Enzo Maresca, on the way.

#OFFICIAL: Hear it directly from Emanuel Emegha: "I am 100% focused on the Racing this season, but….”

🚨Confirmation that Strasbourg striker Emanuel Emegha has reached a pre-agreement to join Chelsea in 2026. Player had opportunities to leave Strasbourg to Champions League and Premier League clubs but he has decided to stay as a captain to lead Strasbourg into Europe.

🚨 Chelsea feel Emegha’s potential is greater than Jackson’s and they plan to sell Jackson in 2026 regardless of what happens at Bayern Munich. (Simon Johnson) #CFC nytimes.com/athletic/66229…

🗣️ "I'm going to give everything this season to reach our goals" Hear from Emanuel Emegha as he confirms he will join Chelsea at the end of the season:

Shumaira Mheuka is your #PL2 Player of the Month for August! 💫

Cole Palmer. #CFC

He’s back… 🥶

This week’s Cobham content. 🙌

Incredibly The Times reports that Starmer knew of Mandelson’s disgusting emails to the paedo Epstein even when he was standing up in the Commons defending him. 24 hours later he did a backflip and fired him. Starmer is a charlatan a dud and mountebank rolled into one. Even his

JUST IN: DOWNING STREET knew about Mandelson and Epstein emails a DAY before Prime Minister Keir Starmer went out in support of him. Where is all the “integrity” and “change” we were promised? Phase 2 of this beleaguered Labour govt is even more of a disaster than the first.

I see reports Downing Street is briefing that Keir Starmer has full confidence in his chief of staff, Morgan McSweeney. Given the PM’s record that suggests he will not be long in his current post. 😂