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the first rule of gun safety is to just have fun

I don't know who decided that all fast food restaurants should look like this now but it fucking sucks shit

watching She-Hulk

Taylor Swift dances like she's in the Bluth family impersonating a chicken

Elphaba "Muad Dib" Thropp

who are we??

My girlfriend and I noticed you from across the bar and we really like your vibe, can we buy you a drink?

owning a sprinter van is spiritually Republican behavior even if most of the owners probably identify otherwise

Each year you get three Loser Days where nothing works out and you decide to not do anything about it and just succumb to punishment. Use them wisely

The best thing Democrats could do to reshape their party is to completely ignore the opinions of the consultant class of out-of-touch octogenarians like James Carville who've made a professional career out of being wrong

excited for the final season of Stranger Things to come out so I never have to hear about this fucking show ever again

is there a Chrome extension where if I google something and there is Wikipedia page it automatically takes me to that page first?

did you make it out of asbestos??

made homemade chicken doner kebab meat, pretty tasty

Will Sennett should be cast as William Seward's would-be assassin Lewis Powell

Train Dreams