Pfft, being the bad guy is so easy.

Which one are you choosing? 🗡️ or 🔨

Who are you swiping right on? ❤️

Meet Pallantides: Commander of the Black Dragons and armed with a mighty hammer! Use his shield to cause a huge shockwave AoE and stun your enemies. 🛡️

We have compiled a list of issues that we are working on for a future update. Please check out the Steam thread for more info 👇 steamcommunity.com/app/1061880/di…

Same person btw.

We're excited to announce that Conan Chop Chop has been verified for Steam Deck! Steam gamers, you can chop and chop to your heart's content on your new hardware. 🎉⚔️

Meet Valeria: A skilled swordswoman and courageous pirate who isn't afraid to put up a fight! Use her Tornado Slash to deal massive damage to your enemies. ☠️

An update is now available on Playstation to address several issues, including: 🪓 Various issues affecting game stability 🏹 An issue preventing the "King Conan" achievement from completing when expected 💣 An issue where Ghoul Bombers were intermittently immortal

The April update for Conan Chop Chop is now live for PlayStation, XBox, and Steam. 🛠 Fixed an issue where skill points could be visually removed after being awarded 🛠 Fixes for various VFX, Audio, and stability issues 🛠 Updates to the XP earned formula store.steampowered.com/news/app/10618…

📯 Hark! The Going Rogue sale is live on Steam. Test your might (and persistence) with Conan Chop Chop, now available at a 34% discount! store.steampowered.com/app/1061880/Co…

The May update for Conan Chop Chop is now live on Nintendo Switch! This update addresses several issues and QoL improvements, including: 🛠 Fixes for various VFX, Audio, and stability issues 🛠 "Snake Door" cutscene now skippable 🛠 Updates to the EXP Earned formula

📯Anna Maree is currently playing Conan Chop Chop on Twitch for charity. Hop in to support St. Jude PLAY LIVE and enter to win some prizes! twitch.tv/rxysurfchic

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📯 Raise your sword and plunge into a savage world of sword and sorcery, myth and monsters! 📯 Check out the Conan Bundle on Steam for 62% off! ⚔️ bit.ly/3WhnwJH