And then everyone on the plane got up and clapped and that flight attendant grew up to be Stephen Hawking

How you think he afforded them? No student loans

Yall keep doubting he gon keep grinding

All baby kangaroos are named Joey, thus all adult kangaroos are named Joey. So it's likely that either Kangaroo Jack lied about his name or he is the God of Kangaroos, a King of Beasts

There are two types of Tasty recipes: 1. Just pour everything you can find in your pantry into a pot 2. You must go on an 800-mile trek to acquire an ancient grain that no one has used for the past thousand years but it will really help make a killer taco salad

this is just material for his new book where people eagerly rip their hearts out in order to summon an omnipotent mechanical Barack Obama

11-1 in playoffs and only 4th? 🤷🏾‍♂️

That's sick dude but can I get my stimulus check at some point

Dude is gonna be so pissed when he finds out about remotes

So I take it that the Bears did not pull off a miracle

When $GME stalls at $420.68

jack harlow looks like every dude who works at taco bell

the best thing about being a Bears fan is that one day I will die

Adam West is the Pat Tillman of television

Why tf ain’t nobody drafted smoke monday smh

if there was a dislike button on LinkedIn I would be an absolute menace

I walked so Shohei Ohanti could run

they've gotta make an alternate stream with Cris Collinsworth providing commentary on the commercials